Don't call me daddy!!!!

 So last year I started hanging out alot with a guy I hired named Nate. This guy kicked ass, when he showed up.🥴

Nate did good with the ladies, really good! Luckily for me he didn't get attached to any of them and had no problem setting me up with any girl he was seeing. This meant going out with girls half my age several times, which has positives and negatives.

I don't sleep more than 5 or 6 hours most days but I was very used to going to sleep around 11 or 12. Young girls might call at like 2 or 3 in the morning, wide awake, without even considering that it's sleepy time for good ol JAG.🤣😵‍💫🤣

They also don't run out of energy. I took one of them out to a festival and had a blast! We checked out the live band, danced, ate a little, and drank alot. She saw a little girl playing bags that didn't have a partner and jumped in there, it was really cute. Around 130am I'm half asleep so ask if she's ready to go, she says "Let's get on top one of these buildings and fuck!". I woke right up!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was fun but shit by the time we got to her car to go home I was damn near asleep walking. 

Another time we were in the middle of it and the girl straight called me daddy. That really threw me off, like, it didn't work for me....at all! 

Eventually I thought it was kinda cute when she called me that, just not in bed dammit!!!🤐🤣🤐

RIP Nate Logsdon 8/19/85-2/7/22👊